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Joke of the Day
"Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones."
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"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""
"What do Ebola patients eat? Abola chicken noodle soup!"
"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"
"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."
"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."
"Why does Helen Keller have trouble driving She's dead."
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"