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Joke of the Day
"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."
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"What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone."
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"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."
"If you want to hear an elderly couple arguing for 2 hrs about whether they closed their garage door, go to a movie at 11AM on a weekday."
"I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe? Narnia business."