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Joke of the Day

"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""

"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."

"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."

"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."

"'You never get anything right' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well I want to be the weather girl on TV.'"

"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."

"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."

"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."

"One of the World's Strongest Man events should be ""Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."""

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."