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Joke of the Day
"What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives."
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"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"
"Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES"
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks I'll never part with it !"
"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"I feel really bad about being at this girl's house last night. I came in seconds. Besides that, what kind of shitty name is that for a cat?"
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
"The Internet is the world's greatest source of things you don't really need."