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Joke of the Day

"San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't ""kickslide"" my bag around. What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people."

"What's the main cause for pedophilia? sexy children"

"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."

"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""

"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."

"A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand."

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"