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Joke of the Day
"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."
Next Joke
"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"
"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"
"What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow."
"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."
"So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise... Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men."
"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"
"Reddit is like Porn...... No matter what weird shit you are into there is a category for it."
"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"
"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"