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Joke of the Day

"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """

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"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"The ""Personal life"" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate. It's non-existent."
"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"
"LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."
"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"
"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"
"10 Money Saving Tips (Joke) http://travelmediacafe.com/2014/11/18/10-money-saving-tips/"