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Joke of the Day
"Matthew McConaughey's acting secret is that he always just came"
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"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."
"Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted."
"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"
"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."