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Joke of the Day

"For 10 years I believed my best friend was a mute, but it turns out that someone has just drawn a boy in the corner of my glasses."

"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."

"What's the difference between men and women? Actually, there is a vas deferens between the two genders."

"What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs? The hypotenuse."

"Why are all liquor stores haunted? Because they're full of spirits."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."

"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."

"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."

"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."

"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."