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Joke of the Day

"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."

"Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25"

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"

"what is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? one is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Put the punchline before the setup. What's the best way to ruin any joke?"

"So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink"

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."