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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."
"A pirate walks into a bar With a steering wheel attached to his belt. Confused, the bartender asks the man ""Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"" The pirate replies ""Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
"A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much it is. The bartender says ""We don't charge your type here!"""
"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""
"My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung..."
"i was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers"