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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
Next Joke
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""
"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""
"I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run."
"My friend called me a pussy the other day. I told him ""You know what the say, you are what you eat."" Ayyyy"
"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"
"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"
"Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream"
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."