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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
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"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."
"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"It's kind of bullshit that humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want."
"Confucius say If you poop on a leave, you will have shitty thyme"
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"