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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
Next Joke
"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."
"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"
"3 things that happened today 1. My friend says he hates reddit 2. My friend gets hit by a bus 3. I loose my bus driver license"
"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"I bought a race horse and decided to call it ""MY FACE"". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting ""COME ON MY FACE""!!"
"I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I'm going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care."