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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."

"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."

"tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful. Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre"

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter... I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids..."

"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."

"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"