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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"

"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."

"How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant? Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious..."

"An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?"

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband? Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Christmas?"

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran."

"Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself."