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"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."
"Me: This is a beautiful flower arrangement Host: That's a salad."
"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"
"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."
"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"
"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."
"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"