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Joke of the Day
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
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"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"
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"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"
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"An orchestra went to the desert Which member felt the warmest? The conductor."