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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer."
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"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
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"Starbucks Employees at Starbucks hate me...probably because I never buy anything when I go there just to take a dump."