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Joke of the Day
"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
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"My new bondage equipment really ties the room together."
"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."
"Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill.."
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"Isn't calling soccer a sport like calling Ru Paul a woman?"
"Is your wife single?"
"When the machines rise up against us humans, I really hope ... ...I really hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory..."