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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."
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"My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit"
"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"
"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."
"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."
"Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"""
"2012 finally we know ..."
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