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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."

"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."

"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."

"At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people."

"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."

"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"

"How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it."

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"