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Joke of the Day
"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk."
"[consoling widow] I was the one who put the kick me sign on your husband. I had no idea you owned a horse that can read"
"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."
"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."
"My kids just introduced themselves as ""Let's Go"" and ""We're Late"""
"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."
"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"Long, satanic walks on the beach."