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Joke of the Day
"At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people."
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"What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash"
"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."
"It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."
"I'd kill for a good work ethic.... ...But I just can't be arsed."
"So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'"
"Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math."
"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."
"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"