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Joke of the Day

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"What do you call a dating app for neckbeards? Tipper."

"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"

"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"

"In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms."

"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"

"Friends and Family of Jedis should be called ""The Force Kin"""

"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""