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Joke of the Day
"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."
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"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."
"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
"New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter"
"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."
"Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she's a medium"
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."
"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"