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Joke of the Day

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."

"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"

"Why do rapists make great salesmen? They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape."

"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."