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Joke of the Day

"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"

"A little Harry Potter humour... How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who"

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think ""THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"""

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."

"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"

"What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common? They're both ash-holes."

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Don't kiss me, I don't have the insulin for that. Tell me your diabetic jokes."