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Joke of the Day

"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"

"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"

"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."

"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"

"If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them."

"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."

"There aren't enough hours in the day to put off the things I don't want to do"

"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."

"I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of stealing my wood So I checked its log files."

"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."