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Joke of the Day
"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."
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"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
"FREE $1,000,000,000 IDEA: a Tumblr-type platform for list-making called Schindlr"
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."
"Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work."
"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."
"I've gotten away with blaming the dog for my farts dozens of times so I hope my wife believes me when I tell her that he just shit my pants."
"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."
"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"
"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."