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Joke of the Day
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."
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"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."
"I heard about a woman who doesn't use her feet... I really want to meter."
"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."
"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"
"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."