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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."
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"We should replace Punxsutawney Phil with Ben Bernanke... that motherfucker also never gets it right."
"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."
"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."
"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."
"Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."