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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."
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"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman."
"I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged."
"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"
"I am amazing at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."