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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."

"How does the redneck's wife know that her daughter is pregnant? her son's dick tastes like shit."

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."

"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."

"What did the left tower say to the right tower? I gotta catch a plane"

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."