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Joke of the Day
"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."
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"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."
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"My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse."
"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."
"How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."