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Joke of the Day

"What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'? They are both santa clauses."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch."

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"

"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."

"The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning OJ with vodka so we are on the same page."

"Instead of neutering my dog I just make him wear crocs."

"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"