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Joke of the Day

"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"

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"The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"
"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"
"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"
"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."
"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"
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