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Joke of the Day

"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"

"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"

"I always thought my brother was studying weather. . . But whenever I ask him he says he's studying Meaty Urology."

"I'm not a gynechologist But I'll take a look"

"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."

"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"

"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Why do teenage girls not like filing papers? They just don't believe in labels."

"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"

"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"