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Joke of the Day
"Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C"
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"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"
"Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam Son: ""Ey dad, what is Islam?"" Dad: ""Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"""
"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."