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Joke of the Day

"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""

"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."