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Joke of the Day
"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""
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"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"
"Pretty nice 7 mile run, and I don't even care that that woman passed me because her cane was like a whole extra leg that never gets tired."
"[Calls an ex] Ex: Hello Me: Remember how you lied about everything Ex: Why are you doing this Me: It's Throwback Thursday"
"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"
"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"