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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."
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"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."
"At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult.. Turns out, they're pretty straight forward."
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."
"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."
"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""
"Why Can't a Nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."