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Joke of the Day
"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."
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"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."
"What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that."
"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? TWO worms in your apple!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"
"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."
"Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]"
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."