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Joke of the Day

"Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]"

"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."

"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."

"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."

"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."

"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"

"A real titty bar would only serve milk."