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Joke of the Day

"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"

"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."

"A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD... but he can't because it's too heavy."

"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."

"All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won."

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out."

"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."

"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground."