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Joke of the Day

"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"

"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"

"My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain ""legally blind"" very well."

"All I'm saying is when I'm drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time..."

"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."

"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."

"Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant."

"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."

"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."

"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""