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Joke of the Day
"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."
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"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"
"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"
"The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected. Only women came."
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."