140097

Joke of the Day

"Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground."

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"My daughter told me I'm ""slightly prettier than Ben Franklin,"" so I have that going for me."

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"

"I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called."

"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"

"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""

"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"