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Joke of the Day

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"

"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."

"[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam."

"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"

"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."

"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."

"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"