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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
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"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
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"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."
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