20208
Joke of the Day
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
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"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"
"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."
"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"
"The other day a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."