20208
Joke of the Day
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."
"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."
"Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings."
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"
"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."