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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
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"So I'm in Ikea.... ...and I ask the salesperson, ""Is this a finished desk?"" and she says, ""No, it's Swedish."" (edited to make more better)"
"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."
"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""
"Secret To Comedy Guy 1: Hey! Ask me ""What is is the secret to comedy?"" Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec- Guy 1: TIMING!!! sorry if it sucks"
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? You ever seen an Irishman pass a bar?"
"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."
"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."