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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in Ikea.... ...and I ask the salesperson, ""Is this a finished desk?"" and she says, ""No, it's Swedish."" (edited to make more better)"

"Life is scary; at least the salary is funny."

"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."

"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"

"New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work"

"This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room."

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."

"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"

"What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck."

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."