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Joke of the Day
"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."
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"Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson"
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."
"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."
"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."
"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."
"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."