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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."

"What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry? You're going to have to be a little patient."

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"

"I wanted to have a threesome.. ..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical.."

"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"

"Does anyone else find it ironic that Stalin was also Russian?"

"Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions."