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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? You ever seen an Irishman pass a bar?"
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"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? choked"
"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"
"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."
"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."
"why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea"
"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"
"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."
"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."
"ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's."